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XRPG
XRPG is a game, played in the browser. It is like an IdleRPG, based on a game I played on Angel Fire over 20 years ago!
Continue The Quest
📚 Revive Unfinished Stories Pick up where creators left off. Continue the tales of beloved books, shows, and games — or start your own.
Fanum Pay LLC
Fanum Pay was born from a simple observation: traditional payment systems often create unnecessary barriers for individuals and small businesses. We noticed that freelancers, creators, and small business owners were struggling with complex payment gateways, excessive fees, and rigid requirements. Many were turning to cash or unregulated alternatives simply because mainstream options didn't meet their needs. That's why we built Fanum Pay - a streamlined, secure platform that strips away the complexity and lets anyone send or receive credit card payments without the typical hurdles
Playing Card Tarot
Unlock the ancient wisdom hidden within a simple deck of playing cards. Our app revives the centuries-old art of cartomancy, a divination system that predates modern tarot. Receive daily guidance through traditional spreads, and explore AI-enhanced interpretations that bridge historical tradition with contemporary technology. No accounts needed to start your journey.
Virtual Drugs
Virtual Reality drugs - audio reactive filters and overlays for your every day life!
Glyph
Turn text into similar looking glyphs, "І wrоtе thіs tехt usіng glyрhs!".
Pylon
Pylon is a real-time system monitoring dashboard written in Rust. It provides a dynamic web interface to track critical metrics like CPU usage, RAM, disk I/O, and network throughput. A key feature is its ability to automatically discover and poll other Pylon instances, allowing you to monitor an entire network of remote servers from a single dashboard. The application compiles into a single static binary, simplifying deployment across Linux environments, and supports hot-reloading for configuration changes without restarts.
N2O
N2O is a secure web service built in Rust for managing phone number and sender data. Its core feature is the ability to accept alphanumeric inputs (like "1-800-FLOWERS") and automatically convert them into a standardized 10-digit format for both phone numbers and their associated senders. The service provides a token-protected API to add single or multiple entries, dump the entire dataset as a CSV file, and clear the database with automatic archiving. Data is persisted to a JSON file to ensure durability between restarts.
GKC Search
GKC Kratom Bans is a Rust-based web service that provides an interactive map and database of kratom legality across the United States. The application automatically fetches the latest ban information from a public Google Sheet, converts it to JSON, and serves it through a fast, cached API. Users can explore an interactive web interface to search by state, city, or zip code and drill down into specific local restrictions. The project is intended for informational purposes and is not a substitute for legal advice.
Tarox
⚠️⚠️ This project is DEPRECATED - it has been replaced by PlayingCardTarot.app Tarox is an immersive tarot reading application that blends a rich, animated frontend with a powerful PHP backend. It allows users to engage with dynamic, pulsating cards, receive comprehensive interpretations, and analyze card combinations. Its standout feature is deep customization, enabling users to scrape new decks from online sources, rename cards and folders, and finalize them into optimized formats for a truly personalized mystical experience.
GHL Free Relay
A simple, powerful PHP script designed to sync contacts between two Go High Level (GHL) accounts, allowing you to bypass GHL's premium fees and expensive third-party services like Zapier. The script acts as a stateless webhook relay, requiring only a cheap PHP server to operate. It's a cost-effective, DIY solution for automating your marketing workflows without paying for overpriced subscriptions.
👤 Bio
The Full Story
You might want to grab a drink for this one. 🍺
About Me
I was born in Saint Petersburg, Florida, back in 1987. 📍 Most of my life has been a split between developing proprietary software 💻 and producing free music and videos. 🎵
My parents started as hippies following the Grateful Dead but got lured into the 90s rave scene. ☮️ I guess you could call me second-generation wook culture. I’m also an acid baby—the only drug I was exposed to in utero was LSD. Because of this, I was part of a study that tracked my performance through life. A real-life MK Ultra! 🔬
Tragically, both my sister and brother died when I was growing up. I am the only surviving child. 💔
I attended Largo High School, where I met my lifelong friend, the notorious MC VAST1 (OHM, aka One Human Mind), a prolific visual artist. 🎨 We now run a smoke shop together in Seminole, which doubles as our studio. It's owned by the legend behind Laser Light Company, so we’re probably indirectly responsible for burning your retinas out at the last festival you attended. 🔥
Early Tech & Internet Days 💾
I was an IRC addict in the 90s. In the early 2000s, I contributed to RPGMaker.net and ran a mailbag for Gaming World as "Kazeuri" and "Hironobu Sakaguchi." I used to make fun of "japfags" (that's gonna get me cancelled), and launched a hentai site with that name. It was the first money I ever made online. 💰
Around 2004, I joined the Dextroverse forums. DXM was my real intro to chemistry and neurotransmitters. 🧪 Later, I was the launch dev for the infamous Waffles.fm 🧇, the torrent community that replaced oink.me.uk. Our competitor, what.cd, launched using an early version of my code lifted by ex-staff.
Music & DJ Life 🎧
My music is a hauntingly beautiful and glitchy form of bass music. I was an early AI adopter and the first artist I know of to "producer battle" an AI. Want to hear a human vs. machine? Here is 20 minutes of insanity. 🤖⚔️ Word is no other producer had the balls to try.
I used to DJ for a living, often 60+ hours a week in strip clubs, and managed places like Elite and Bottom's Up. I've also been a producer, engineer, rapper, and even a punk rock bassist for over 20 years. 🎸
The GTA Years & Federal Prison ⛓️
When I was younger, I had a crime spree. Masked armed robbery, grand theft auto, you name it. The shit they rap about, I actually did it. I was living GTA. 💥 I'm no longer a bad person, but I don't hide it. My record would put most wannabe rappers to shame.
I spent a long time in federal prison for importing chemicals from China. I was in facilities in FL, GA, SC, KY, OK, NJ, and NY... my first tour! I've been out of trouble for over a decade now. 🙏 After my release, I did an AMA on Reddit with thousands of responses.
Life Now ✨
I now work as a software dev in the Solar and Roofing industry. ☀️ I've settled down with the love of my life. Our moms were best friends, and I couldn't imagine myself with anyone else. We have a 4-year-old son. He was born four days before me, and my mom two days after me. We're all Geminis! ♊
I was raised atheist, but life forced me to become agnostic. I'm a modern-day mystic, a suburban shaman. I've seen things you wouldn't believe. 🌌 It convinced me there's more to this "life" thing than meets the eye.
I have a debilitating disease, chronic urticaria. If my body temp rises too fast, I can break out in hives and die. 🥵 It's why I don't play sports. The worst part is winter, going from freezing outside to a heated building.
I always provide my releases for free. If I did this for money, I would have quit long ago. I plan to release my website's code as open source for other artists to use. This whole project was built by hand, by me. 🎁